You go, Mary Jo!

I will refer to this non-story only once on this blog and then I will be done with it! Promise. But the recent wedding of B-listers, Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling has taken some crazee turns. By crazee, I am refering to Dean's manwich ex, Mary Jo Eustace. I used to love her on What's For Dinner... the way she'd bitch slap poor Ken Kostick around the kitchen with her Amazon hands. I tried to find a pic of Mary Jo on Google but nuthin came up? How is that possible? There is a serious lock down on that woman's image. So I had to settle with this great little number of Tori circa 1987. I luv it. I have a TTC Student photo ID that looks very similar.
(And dontcha all want your men to go out and get inked up with yer mug on their forearm. Eek!)

So Mary Jo is writing a tell-all smut book on this whole drama. She had me at 'the meltdown at the drivers licence bureau.' See below:

Particularly upsetting to Eustace was the new groom's comment to PEOPLE at his wedding last weekend. He said: "I've never had as much of a desire to get
married and make a woman my wife as I've had with her. The feeling is overwhelming. We're soul mates." Eustace considers the remark to be "the final nail."

As for the contents of the prospective book, Eustace says that among other things, she’ll write about "the meltdown I had at the driver's license bureau because I'd missed my appointment. I started to cry and told the guy my husband had left me for Tori Spelling. He let me take my test … So, see, it has an upside too."

Check out the full article on People.com!