You can never defeat the... Impregnator!

Took this pic at Gamma (Home Depot-esque store) yesterday when we were there looking for glue. I don't know what this is exactly, but I backed away with my thighs firmly clenched together.

And a new regular feature will commence today on See Jayne Blog! It's called:

Porno Titles from the Amsterdam TV Guide that I find Amusing

Here are this month's inductees:

• I Cream of Genie
• Debbie Does Iowa
• The Sopornos
  

And in other news...

It seems like Paris Hilton is running out of Greek men! She better go to the food court at Eglinton Square in Scarborough ASAP! And poor Stavros is running out of emaciated rich blonde bimbettes. Oh wait a minute, there is no world shortage of those!

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, have split. Last month Hilton threw Niarchos a surprise 21st birthday bash at her Hollywood Hills pad. Some 100 guests turned out for the party, during which "Stavros did back flips into the pool and jumped from one end to the other," said a guest. "Everyone gasped and begged him not to continue because his stunts looked dangerous." The happy couple were inseparable that night, holding hands and kissing. Niarchos was previously involved with Mary-Kate Olsen, whom he left for Hilton.

And it looks that there will be a serious face-off at centre court in a few years...

Shaquille O'Neal and his wife, Shaunie Nelson, welcomed a new daughter, Me'arah Sanaa O'Neal, on Monday.

and

Kobe Bryant and his wife, Vanessa, welcomed their second child on Monday in Orange County, Calif., the Associated Press reports. A daughter, Gianna
Maria-Onore Bryant, was born at 2:03 a.m.

All courtesy of People.com