Jayne's Dreams - A new feature

As I am sure that Lee can attest to - I have some strange dreams. We have spent s good portion of our lives sitting in the food court at Metro Hall discussing the possible meanings behind some of these curious unconscious musings.
I had a real weirdo one last night. And since I remembered so many details, I thought I'd share and see if any of you amateur dream analysts out there can decode them for me.
Here is the latest:
I was visiting Michelle & Rob who were living in house in Lawrence Park. The house was under serious construction and there was dry wall and 2x4s everywhere. James and I were there to pick up Zephyr who was being babysat by M&R. So I'm hanging out in the livingroom, when Rutger Hauer walks in with a toolbox. (Side note: Rutger Hauer is a Dutch actor who played the fabulous replicant 'Roy' in Blade Runner.) Apparently, he was helping Rob renovate their house because he was a carpenter before he was an actor. (Side note: I think that I confuse him with Harrison Ford, the star of Blade Runner, who WAS a carpenter before becoming an actor.)
So Rutger and I are talking and he tells me that he lives in the T Dot cuz Amsterdam is too expensive and they would tax him too much. He says he does renos now and he and his wife are collecting art that they find at garage sales.
I am in awe of the Rutger - who looks like the young Rutger and not the old Paul Newman Rutger that he is now. And he says, "I hear you are a writer - can you help me with my book." And I'm all like, "Oh yeah, Rutger." And he gives me 2 business cards (one is professional and the other contained his personal info) and says that I should call next week and we can go out for dinner and review his notes.
And then we leave and Rob shows us the new restaurant that he opened - which turns out to be candle lit tables for two along his street. He just cooks the stuff in his kitchen and then he runs it out the side door to the street and, voila!
Bon appetit!

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3:53 p.m.
interpretation one: Michelle and Rob need some help from a Dutch person to get them through their construction.
interpretation two: your house in TO is always under construction and you want to bring a Dutchman home because you enjoy their work and their height...
interpretation three: you think the taxes are too high in Amsterdam and you want to come home.
interpretation four: you secretly hope to find a Van Gogh in a garage sale and make millions of dollars which you can use to go to Paris and have dinner at a sidewalk bistro? (Rob's restaurant)
you can then take all the time off you wish to write the book you secretly want to pen.
interpretation five: you've been watching too many movies and you have a secret desire to be a carpenter.
3:53 PM
4:17 p.m.
uh-oh...did you get another random rude comment? well - i think that we need to discuss what you were smoking before your dream in order to ascertain its meaning...
4:18 p.m.
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11:54 p.m.
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