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There were some real winners in the gossip headlines today. Here is my fave:

(BANG) - Nicole Kidman is set to duet with Ewan McGregor at her wedding.

The pair starred in 'Moulin Rouge' together and Nicole - who is marrying country singer Keith Urban at the weekend - wants to perform 'Come What May' with the Scottish actor at the wedding reception.

Nicole's two adopted children, Isabella, 13, and Connor, 11, have arrived in Australia for the nuptials. Isabella and Connor, whose father is Tom Cruise, were met at Sydney Airport by Nicole's security staff.


K luv this one. You should never, NEVER, NEEVVEERRR sing at your own wedding. I don't care how well you sing - it is such a big faux pas. It's going to sound trite no matter what. Just think of the movie Napoleon Dynamite when Napoleon's brother Kip seranades Lafawndauh at the altar. Here are the lyrics:

Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever. We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom. Sure the world wide web is great but you, you make my salivate. Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see. But I STILL love technology. Always and forever.

Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above. Always and forever. Always and forever. Yes, our love is truly great. Always and forever. Why do you need me? Why do you love me?

Another strange thing about this story is the fact that Nic's kids are getting picked up at the airport by her security staff. Thanks mom! We just flew 20 hours to see you marry a country western singer BY OURSELVES and you couldn't get yer bony ass to the airport to meet us. Betch.