Welcome to the Jungle, Betch

OK. This has to be my favourite celeb trash story of the year. I can't feckin believe it. A cage match between washed-up plastic surgery mistake, Axl Rose and bass-mouth fashion mo, Tommy Hilfiger. Why wasn't I there?

NEW YORK — It was a one-two encounter between Axl Rose and Tommy Hilfiger — with no harm done, except for a bruiser of a little story. The rocker and designer capped a Thursday evening out at a new club called The Plumm in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood with midnight fisticuffs.

The scuffle reportedly started after the Guns N' Roses front man moved the drink of Hilfiger's girlfriend, Dee Ocleppo.According to the 44-year-old singer, Hilfiger, 55, smacked him in the arm and told him to put the drink back.

"And I said, 'I don't want it to spill.' And he said, 'It's not going to spill.' And I said, 'Well, I don't want to sit on it.' And he said, 'You're not going to blanking sit on it,"' Rose explained. "He just kept smacking me," Rose said.

The outside-the-ring faceoff was apparently a one-sided performance, with Hilfiger reportedly taking two swings at the hefty Rose, who was there to play a surprise set for "Rent" actress Rosario Dawson for her 27th birthday party.

"I was very happy that Axl showed restraint. He went on and performed anyway," Ashman said. Hilfiger was escorted from the club by his own security guards. Rose stayed to perform, and dedicated the song "You're Crazy" to "my good friend Tommy Hilfiger." Globe & Mail