Taste my Nokia, Beeotch!

Poor Naomi! She just can't get the hang of using her mobile for communications, ONLY!

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested at her Park Avenue home Thursday and charged with assaulting her housekeeper with a cell phone, New York City police said.

A police spokesman said Campbell had been charged with second degree assault for throwing a cell phone at housekeeper Ana Scolavino that struck her in the back of the head and opened a cut that needed four staples to close.

Campbell faces up to seven years in jail if convicted, the prosecutors office said.

And keeping with the Brit twist to this entry, check out London Underground courtesy of my baby-girl in London Town, Bubs. I love the way that the Brits say, "Wanker". How hot is that?

I got to hang with my sidekick, Lee last night. We had a dee-lich carnivore meal at Baton Rouge and they we trundled off to the Rivoli for old times sake. Lee and I have come to the conclusion that we are now officially out of the targetted demographic. Sigh. But the pitcher of Sangria made this feel a little less tragic.